Private Notes! Please Share With Us...
During my latest home search for a client I ran across these notes that were placed in the private section of our RMLS. I started to think about some of the crazy stuff that must showing up every day across the nation.
Little dog may be present. You can put dog in crate, coax w/a treat. When done, please take a dog treat and approach crate. Let dog out & give treat. Leave out after showing. PLEASE do not allow the dog to get out .
Single man. His wife loved pink but the walls can be painted. Just not by him.
Owner day sleeper. Room mate night sleeper. Please show in between.
Big dog in house. If big dog is in house don't show!
Seller desperate to sell. BRING ALL OFFERS! No lowball offers please.
What have you run across recently? Please feel free to share.
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When you choose us to handle your Vancouver Washington real estate needs, you choose a team of realtors® who care about you and your family. Buying or selling a home is always more enjoyable when you work with professionals who will listen to your needs and who will work together with you to achieve your objective. We are very familiar with all types a real estate in Clark Countyand we specialize in Vancouver, Ridgefield and Battle Ground. We are also very experienced with new home and custom home construction having assisted several local builders in selling new neighborhoods in the Vancouver Washington area. Additionally, we have helped numerous families build their own dream homes. We are dedicated to helping you make intelligent, informed decisions and to providing you with exceptional service.
Here's one: "Do not enter home. City of XXX XX will not allow interior viewing because of unsafe conditions."
Yes, it was marked "FHA/VA" in the financing remarks.
Another: "House back on market. THANK YOU XXX-YYY Mortgage Company for your FINE WORTHLESS pre-approval letter on the previous buyer!!"
That one we printed and posted in our office :-))
Love that one about the worthless pre-approval letter. I have one of those!
Kris - That is absolutely hilarious! I am going to have to save that one for future use! Thanks for sharing!
Mark, I predict this is going to be one of those hilarious threads .. :-)
Wow I feel like I'm losing out. I haven't seen anything in the comments that were memorable. :( I'm sure I'll see something eventually though...
Chanda panda
I cant think of anything in our MLS system but i did just show a house that when we went to the basement there was a chain lock and a note that said dont enter there were cats locked in. The note also said that if you wanted to see the basement you could enter from the outside.
DO NOT LET DR. _________ INTO HOUSE!
And.....ummmmm.....it wasn't in the private remarks.
Aaron - Hmmm... Things that make you go HMMM.
Coleen - I have seen a few of those too. Usually ends up being the stalker husband or wife. Strange!
I love agents, are they giving a list of stupid things to put in the RMLS before or after they get their license?
How about, "black mold in basement, but don't let that prevent you for making a deal".