Valentine's Day Tip - For Men ONLY!
Us guys have to stick together. Right? Well, here is a tip for those of you who were too busy (or too lazy!) to go out and pick a nice card for your favorite woman. Last minute poorly thought out Valentine's Day surprises have a way of backfiring.(ie: trashy lingerie and whipped cream!)
This is a tip from a blog that I posted on my anniversary last year.
Tips for choosing a card:
1. Avoid any Valentine's Day cards that contain jokes! No matter how funny you think they are you must resist the urge to give your girlfriend or wife a joke card! Valentine's Day is for romance. Romance is no laughing matter.
2. Avoid buying cards at places like strip clubs, liquor stores, bowling alleys, bars, or comic book stores!
3. Avoid cards with scantily clad women on them.
Tips for writing in the card:
Losers buy cards that have a pre-written sentiment inside. A stud like you needs to write the perfect "something" inside. It should come from your heart, not contain any hints as to how lucky she is to have you, and don't ever compare her to other women who you may have passed up for her! (Bad, bad, BAD!)
But, what do you write. I mean you don't work for Hallmark, do you? Read on my friend and you will soon be covered in kisses!!
First, find a nice card without any writing in it at all. Find something nice that has a cool picture that your beautiful Valentine will really like like. (Like puppies or kittens or little kids dressed in their parents clothes or something sweet and syrupy like that!)
Next, find one of those sappy cards that sit in the section for old people. You know the ones. They are usually all covered with flowers or lace or something. You will know it when you see it. The inside will read something like:
The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen you and you are more than enough.
DON'T BUY THIS ONE! Sneak out your cell phone and snap a shot of the inside. Now buy the card with the puppies or the kittens or whatever the heck it is that your girl will love, go home, look at the picture and write exactly that inside of your blank card!
You totally owe me!
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and then DELETE that cell phone photo or your ass is grass!! hahaha!
Ah ha.....now I know your little secrets. Good idea, though. Oh, yeah....don't forget to delete the cell phone photo like Bob suggested.
Mark - now this is a great example of the phenomenal benefits one gets by being a member in Active Rain.
I think I will bookmark this. ;-)
Ha ha ha! That is exactly why this should be a featured post for Valentine's Day!
There might actually be a reason you have been married so long. Did you have sisters that taught you to be so smart. I know my sisters have slapped me upside the head on a couple birthday and anniversary gifts I've given.